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Letter: Don’t confuse Jesus with Machiavelli

As an ordained minister in the United Church of Christ, I observe that our country, from its very beginnings, has had conflicting origin stories. About one-third of Christians today believe that the United States was set aside by God as a paradise for white, male, European Christians who would then exercise divinely conferred, top-down dominion […]

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Letter: My candidacy will trump Trump’s

After careful consideration, I’m announcing my candidacy for president of the United States in 2028. By this point, I am certain that the nation will be tired of the broligarchy. The male toxicity is not working for us, and Elon Musk has enough money to survive. I will make all the promises of the current […]