No cash, or no desire to part with it? Luckily, written and YouTube guidance abounds on topics like cementing tile and replacing your old car’s brake shoes.
Robert Skoglund
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The humble Farmer: How long does food last? Take a bite of those old treasures in the pantry
Pro tip: No matter how long liquor is open, you cannot get sick drinking it.
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The humble Farmer: How much wood would I cut if I had one of those fancy electric saws?
I’ll have to get back to you on that – it’s a long story but (for a salesman) a happy one.
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The humble Farmer: The funeral at KFC, and when to believe an unbelievable story
If you’ve learned not to trust all that you read, what do you do when you’ve seen something unimaginable?
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The humble Farmer: Warmth makes me happy, but it’s not so good for shellfish
Maine lobsters have moved offshore seeking colder water. Will there come a day when divers, not diggers, will be harvesting clams?
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The humble Farmer: If it’s less than a six-tick day, I must be slacking off
The length of any outdoor project can be measured by the number of parasites that can attach themselves to your body while you are executing it.
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The humble Farmer: Letting patients review doctors opens door to a different world
I’m going to pass up the chance to say scathing things about the person at the other end of the needle.
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The humble Farmer: April is the cruelest month if you’re trying to mulch the rhubarb patch
The same people who go on and on about the stuff’s generative properties are understandably mum about how one applies it in a 17 mph wind.
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The humble Farmer: To some of us, a 1999 car is practically brand new
I’ve survived the years when I had to see what it was like to do 100 on a 1938 motorcycle. Now I’m heading for another one of life’s plateaus.
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The humble Farmer: Who’s that guy looking at me in the mirror?
If you’re caught off-guard by the signs of aging, you’ll be just as puzzled by a day when you feel unexpectedly good.