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Careless snow removal can pile up hard feelings

Benjamin Franklin had the right idea, though he stopped short. Among the certain things in this life, rudeness must surely rank alongside death and taxes. A case in point is the notice that a city friend received with her property tax bill. The bulletin, entitled “Winter Storm Information,” offered this bit of advice: “Do not […]

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How about some love for the Ides of March?

A tiny percentage of Earth’s human inhabitants enjoy certain advantages that the rest of us do not. Supermodels, elite athletes and monarchs, particularly those whose fiefdoms sit atop large reserves of fossil fuels, are all beneficiaries of this state of affairs. More irritating examples are those seemingly pre-destined for lives of ease and privilege despite […]

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Thumbs up to Rep. Anne-Marie Mastraccio, D-Sanford, for sponsoring LD 662 along with area school resource officers. The bill would address penalties for sexting, the practice of sending nude or semi-nude photos of one’s self via cellphone, and would particularly focus on one issue: Currently, young people who send photos of themselves to each other […]

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A cinematic ending

The following diary entry was discovered near the body of Wally Wigglebottoms, who died suddenly outside a local movie theater in a puddle of congealed popcorn butter. Found stuffed into his trousers, next to a half-eaten box of Milk Duds and a pocket guide to South American tree frogs, the scribblings contained therein detail a […]