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Maine Observer: Kleenex mottoes may mean nothing at all

At a time of fake news, when words have come unhinged from their meanings, these may be just harmless gap-fillers.

by Robert Skoglund March 31, 2018March 31, 2018

Just like us, some are sporting types who regularly feast on life’s goodies, while others are content just to stay out of the way of the big guys.

by Marianne O'Connor Special to the Telegram March 25, 2018March 24, 2018

They never talk about White House scandals, stressful politics or controversial news.

by JulieAnn Heinrich special to the Maine Sunday Telegram March 18, 2018March 16, 2018

The joy of fast runs down steep sledding hills made winter’s endless weeks a time not to be wished away, but embraced.

All I had to do was hint that my wife wanted a newer car, and they pounced.

by Steven Price Special to the Telegram March 11, 2018March 9, 2018

No one who once reveled in a head of thick, golden hair would ever accept comb-overs without putting up a fight.

by By ROBERT SKOGLUND March 3, 2018March 2, 2018

I myself have contributed to the defense fund of a man who shot a burglar in the leg..

by dana milbank March 1, 2018February 28, 2018

The authority on this is very knowledgeable about the subject.

by Special to the Telegram February 18, 2018February 17, 2018

My husband and I have moved 10 times in our long marriage; the last time was the worst ever, but we’ve worked out the kinks.

Questions arising from the current dating climate on American campuses can sound awkward..