Back when Earth Day was still in diapers, cheese fondue was considered an elegant appetizer and people thought they looked hot in bell bottoms, there were no free-range heritage turkeys or fancy-pants sweet potatoes on the Thanksgiving table.
No, our birds came frozen from the nearest factory farm. And the cranberry sauce? It slid out of a can with a schlurp that made children giggle.
The average American Thanksgiving we celebrated 30 to 40 years ago was, for the most part, processed, cheap and convenient. And, not knowing any better, we loved it.