Ever on the lookout for local, sustainable Maine trends, I was attracted last week by a sign at Town Landing Market in Falmouth promising “Fresh Native Ice Cubes.” Were these artisanal Maine cubes, cut by hand, perhaps – under the full moon as loons crooned – by a fifth-generation Mainer from a deep, cold, pure northern lake?

Er, no.

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Don Groves, owner of the busy market, chuckled when I asked about them. And kept on chuckling. The sign is at least 30 years old, he said, maybe more. “It’s just a kind of classic joke. A lot of people do talk about it and ask about it, so when we had a fresh sign put up, we kept it up.”

He traced the ice cube sales pitch to the late Tom Randall, who owned Town Landing Market from 1952 until 1981. According to local legend, Randall erected the sign after a friend came up with the idea at a card game (to attract gullible tourists?).

In actual fact, the bagged ice sold at the market is made in an ordinary ice machine with ordinary town water. But, hey, that water comes from Sebago Lake, right? So technically it is Fresh Native Ice?

“Exactly,” Groves said. More chuckling. “It’s a conversation piece for sure.”

— PEGGY GRODINSKY