I just want to express my gratitude to all of those wise, wise friends who so frequently remind me how I’m supposed to vote.

It is, after all, such a confusing process, and I for one keep forgetting the names of the candidates. Who is the orange one again? I’m just lucky that the votes of those wise, wise friends weigh so much more than mine.

Also, there are just too many parties now; we need to limit them. I think we should just have one, like in China, or Wyoming. It’d make things so much easier, and honestly, a lack of options is what a democracy is all about.

God bless America.

Brian Arundel

Gorham